Starr is my Goddess; I shall be inked.
She scribeth upon me green pictures:
She layeth me beside rapid waters.
She corrupteth my soul:
She leadeth me down the paths of pornography for my own sake.
 
Yea, though I wade through the internet in the shadows of morons
I will fear no trolls: For thou art with me;
Thy wit and thy sarcasm, they delighteth me.
Thou preparest an open bar tab for me in the presence of mine friends;
Thou annointest my throat with Tequilla; I remember nothing after that.

Surely tattoos and boobie pics shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will remain in the Cult of BlueStarr forever.

Amen!